11/23/2023 0 Comments Buh weet sings snlFollowing the assassination of Anwar Sadat, Mary Gross suggests that future assassins make a target of themselves. Eddie Murphy reads a fan mail letter from President Ronald Reagan, which includes a sampling of racist jokes. Sports reporter Joe Piscopo covers the baseball playoffs by tapping various player bobblehead dolls. Meteorologist Christine Ebersole gets lost in playful banter with Brian Doyle-Murray and Mary Gross, and fails to give her weather report. SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray Summary: Brian Doyle-Murray narrates over footage of excessive floodwaters that cover the entire island of Senesia. ![]() Let’s See What’s Bothering Bob Summary: A suburban dad (Brian McConnachie) is bothered by something he can’t quite put his finger on. She’s A Pig Summary: Ellen (Mary Gross) is shocked to learn that sensible ex-lover Peter (Tim Kazurinsky) is now engaged to a skanky, hell-raising broad named Paulette Clooney (Robin Duke). Push Button To Explode Building Summary: A man (Tom Davis) accidentally demolishes a building when he hits the wrong button at the crosswalk. Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, Jerry Falwell. This week: The behavior and decisions of the Bizarro President (Joe Piscopo) are equal to those of Earth President Ronald Reagan. The Bizarro World Summary: Michael O’Donoghue provides a glimpse of the Bizarro World, which mirrors the Earth’s activities. McDonald And Wife Summary: In a spoof of “McMillan & Wife”, the husband-and-wife team of Ronald McDonald (Joe Piscopo) and Sally (Susan Saint James) solve an intricate crime mystery without leaving the comfort of their own bedroom.īuh-Weet Sings Summary: Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy) promotes his new album of popular hits with unintelligible lyrics. Susan Saint James’ Monologue Summary: Susan Saint James invites the audience to decide whether her obligatory TV parody sketch will co-star MaCArthur (Tim Kazurinsky), MacBeth (Tony rosato), or McDonald (Joe Piscopo). (The screen slowly fills with static as the credits and copyright date appear below fade)Īuthor Don Roy King Posted on OctoJanuCategories 1981 Leave a comment on SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: Andy Warhol’s TV SNL Transcripts: Susan Saint James: 10/10/81Įxxico Summary: “Yesterday’s Technology at Tomorrow’s Prices.” Uh, where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon and the answer is “Indiana”. Gee, I heard a great joke yesterday at Holston’s and it was so funny that I thought I’d tell it to you. I didn’t think it was that great and if you’re home on a Saturday night, why ARE you home on a Saturday Night and I think all the comedians should be beautiful and not funny. As he munches on his apple, the red text “ANDY WARHOL ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” scrolls up the left side of the screen.)Īndy Warhol: In the first place, I never thought I’d ever be on “Saturday Night Live” because I hate the show. (Cut to Andy standing in front of the bathroom wall. He turns around to face the camera, but we only see his shadow) (Various background voices are heard as Andy makes his way to a bathroom. I did one for GQ and I heard that you have to sleep with someone to get under the covers. (Fade in on a pair of legs walking around a house)Īndy Warhol: I, uh, I’m in a modeling career right now. | Time Warner Cable | Cable TV Providers | Charter Cable Author Don Roy King Posted on OctoJanuCategories 1981 Leave a comment on SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney SNL Transcripts: 10/03/81: Andy Warhol’s TV Ever notice how much rouge I have on my cheeks? Of course, some people think it makes me look like a clown. Ever notice it gets dark at night? Where does the sun go? Nobody knows. Ever notice how annoying my voice is? Of course, you can turn it off. Boy, what a jackass! I mean, if you did something illegal, would you tell Mike Wallace about it? I wouldn’t. Ever notice what a weird name Morley Safer is? Morley, is that the opposite of Leslie? And Mike Wallace. Space shoes, boots! Ever notice there weren’t many Nazis named Steve? You know what’s annoying? When that little plastic thing on the end of your shoelaces falls off and gets frayed at the end, and you can’t get ’em through the holes, and you gotta do this to do this. I guess the good thing about loafers is you don’t have to tie them. Announcer: And now, “A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney.”Īndy Rooney: I’ve been doing some serious thinking about shoes.
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